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Father Christmas Needs a Wee

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Yoto Says: Even Father Christmas needs a wee, with all those drinks and treats on Christmas eve! A silly seasonal favourite!

Bernard Cribbins brings to life the excruciating dilemma that Santa faces every Christmas Eve.

On Christmas Eve, every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it?

There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he finally does, he's lost his house key! A hilarious take on a dilemma that every toddler will identify with.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Julian X. ★★★★★

My toddler asks for this every night now—the bit about Santa's toilet troubles gets her giggling every single time. Bernard Cribbins's narration is spot-on, making the whole absurd situation feel like a classic bedtime story.

Ellie ★★★★★

I got this for my niece, and she’s already demanded to hear it three times tonight. Bernard Cribbins’ narration makes the silly story even funnier, especially when Santa’s rushing to find a tree.

Evelyn ★★★★★

My kids were giggling before the card even finished loading—Bernard Cribbins’s voice is so expressive, and the whole Santa-desperately-needing-a-wee setup had them in stitches. It’s short enough to replay a few times on Christmas morning without wearing out its welcome.

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