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Yoto Says: Can two prank-loving best friends stop the world from going down the toilet – literally? A hilariously silly adventure awaits!

A STUPIDLY FUNNY adventure from Australia's favourite BFFs. Rich and Matt love their nan. Unfortunately their nan has an evil NANASIS. And by the time

Rich and Matt discover that their Nan ALSO has a TELEPORTING PORTALOO in the backyard it’s too late. They’re already hurtling through the interdimensional plumbing of time and space on a mission to stop the world from going down the toilet, literally!

THE NANASIS has gone crazy and WANTS HER STUFF BACK or the world is doomed. Can the Listies pay attention long enough to save it?

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ellie W. ★★★★★

The toilet humor had me worried it'd be too gross, but it's just genuinely silly fun. The Australian voice acting on this card is a riot, and my six-year-old has learned to work the player just to replay his favorite bits.

Richard E. ★★★★★

My kids request this card almost every night now, and the two best friends' banter keeps me laughing too. The whole "saving the world from going down the toilet" plot is just the right kind of ridiculous for a bedtime story.

Daniel Q. ★★★★★

We listened to this one on a long car trip and the kids were in absolute stitches the whole way. The back-and-forth between the two prank-loving friends is so fast and funny that even I cracked a smile, and the "going down the toilet" plot is as silly as it sounds. Definitely a win for keeping the w